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2006 Stories by Patrick Williams

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  • Romp and Stomp Till Midnight

    published April 27, 2006

    Sometimes this job's so easy the stories write themselves. Or, in this case, they're written by other people, like bluesman Willie Dixon. To wit:... More >>

  • Rodent Sex

    published April 20, 2006

    Return to sender: You may remember this term from All the President's Men: "rat fucking." It's the practice of little dirty... More >>

  • Ride, They Said

    published April 20, 2006

    Those of you who know downtown Dallas only during the work week probably think that a bike tour downtown is something less than a good idea. It's... More >>

  • Just Like Heaven

    published April 20, 2006

    I don't fish but can spend a happy afternoon ogling tackle in a sporting goods store. Don't do woodworking, but that tool section at Home Depot?... More >>

  • Big mo'

    published April 13, 2006

    Big mo': So, now what? Say you helped organize Sunday's humongous immigration rally, bringing a crowd roughly twice the size of... More >>

  • Simple minds

    published April 6, 2006

    Simple minds: Buzz must have read 20,000 words last week about controlling illegal immigration, and a common cry raised by many pundits was... More >>

  • Space Is Still the Place

    published April 6, 2006

    Pop quiz: How many astronauts are currently in space? The answer is either two or five, at the International Space Station, depending on what day... More >>

  • Beach Combers

    published April 6, 2006

    If only life were like a typical Neil Simon play. Anger would be expressed with quips and gags. So would pain, sadness, happiness, horniness,... More >>

  • The Train Rolls On

    published March 23, 2006

    Whenever Cousin Pearl would cut loose with a yodel on The Beverly Hillbillies and the dogs would come a-runnin', you pretty much knew where... More >>

  • Get Thee Behind Me, Cookie

    published March 16, 2006

    Can't legally buy crack. Noooo, that would be bad. Grass, heroin, X, speed? Go directly to jail. But cookies? Not only has the DEA failed... More >>

  • Zzzzz

    published March 9, 2006

    Zzzzz: Buzz was fascinated to read Gerry Fraley's front-page story in The Dallas Morning News last Saturday about Major League... More >>

  • Float On

    published March 9, 2006

    Yours truly will be one of the "celebrity judges" judging this year's 27th Annual Greenville Avenue St. Patrick's Day Parade. That means... More >>

  • Laissez les bon temps rouler

    published February 23, 2006

    Laissez les bon temps rouler: Talk radio last week was all over testimony from the Government Accountability Office that emergency... More >>

  • Bang, bang

    published February 16, 2006

    Bang, bang: Buzz had a couple of items to blather about this week. One was about Texas game wardens busting North Texas fishmongers and... More >>

  • Oh, c'mon

    published February 9, 2006

    Oh, c'mon: It probably doesn't bode well for a budding politician when the first question a reporter asks about his plans to run for Dallas... More >>

  • Testy

    published February 2, 2006

    Testy: The 5th District Court of Appeals last week sided with the Dallas Observer and rejected a civil suit filed by a man who... More >>

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