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2005 Stories by Richie Whitt

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  • Title Nein!

    published December 22, 2005

    One small head start for woman. One giant step backward for women. You know something's screwy when the first runner to cross the Dallas White... More >>

  • Not So Fast

    published December 15, 2005

    I was wrong. There, I said it. Wasn't so bad. Humbling but not horrible. Therapeutic even. Won't you join me, Bill Parcells? Because you,... More >>

  • Card Shark

    published December 8, 2005

    Where are your old baseball cards? I know, silly question. In this interactive era of Madden on your Xbox and madmen chewing buffalo... More >>

  • The PlayFaker

    published December 1, 2005

    The PlayFaker: Don't look now, but a dog just ate Michael Irvin's homework--again. Buzz tends to be naturally skeptical. And when it... More >>

  • Only the Great Die Young

    published November 24, 2005

    There's a boy buried in your old stack of newspapers. There's a family in Frisco struggling to give thanks on a holiday muted by tears. Still,... More >>

  • Pot-bellied Cowboy

    published November 17, 2005

    You want a tearjerker tale of remorse, rehabilitation and repentance behind bars? Not from Nate Newton. "I didn't find God in prison," he... More >>

  • The Human Race

    published November 10, 2005

    All I ever needed to know about life, I learned in diapers: Share. Take naps. Burp after every meal. Sports is God. And all I ever needed to... More >>

  • The Dallas Donuts

    published November 3, 2005

    Let's see, Yao Ming is overrated, Shaquille O'Neal is jealous and Erick Dampier is an All-Star. Damn. And you thought the Mavericks center... More >>

  • Tuna Meltdown

    published October 27, 2005

    Bring back Chan Gailey! There, I said it. Now it's official: I have a severe case of Mad Cowboy Disease. If you've suffered through... More >>

  • Blessed 'Boy

    published October 20, 2005

    Sitting at his locker following the Cowboys' overtime escape from the Giants, he put on a gaudy cross necklace that would make P. Diddy blush,... More >>

  • Fair-Well

    published October 13, 2005

    Extend your pointer and pinkie for "Hook 'em Horns." Turn it upside down for "Boomer Sooner." Retract those two and proudly display your... More >>

  • On Thin Ice

    published October 6, 2005

    Ties were created for Troy Dungan, calf ropin' and Anna Kournikova's brother. So by replacing overtime draws with sudden-death shootouts, the NHL... More >>

  • Invinci-Bill

    published September 29, 2005

    Pass the milk and dab your doilies; the Cowboys media is suddenly softer than Tony Siragusa's third chin. Coach Bill Parcells exhibited all... More >>

  • Three Kings

    published September 22, 2005

    C'mon, they deserve better than that. Three of the greatest all-time Cowboys treat us to Super Bowl trophies, a gazillion goose bumps and... More >>

  • Assist, Avery

    published September 15, 2005

    Who dat? Back in 1987 it was the catchy Cajun battle cry of the NFL's New Orleans Saints. But last week outside Reunion Arena it was just one... More >>

  • Blame Game

    published September 1, 2005

    Blame the dude in the blue tutu carrying a pink purse. It was Texas Rangers relief pitcher Frankie Francisco, after all, who got all dolled up... More >>

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