Email Author Sarah Johnson

2010 Stories by Sarah Johnson

• They Vant Your Blood

  published April 1, 2010

  If someone asked me if I wanted to attend BloodaPalooza, then I would automatically assume the cast from True Blood (that other,... More >>

• Flipping Out

  published March 25, 2010

  In high school, our favorite part of economics class had nothing to do with learning about supply and demand. It was sitting in the back of the... More >>

• Working The Dogwalk

  published March 18, 2010

  Is your pooch pretty? Is your canine cooler than James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause? Do you have one hot dog? If you answered yes to one... More >>

• Gettin' Wiggly With It

  published March 18, 2010

  Let's play a little game of six degrees of separation, shall we? I bet I can connect kleptomaniac, sorry, I mean actress Winona Ryder to our... More >>

• Mmm, Dallas

  published March 4, 2010

  Sometimes I wonder about the people behind the naming of certain events and festivals. For example, Burning Man in Nevada. I realize at the end of... More >>

• Running Through The Wet Grass

  published March 4, 2010

  If it weren't for music then I would definitely look like Jabba the Hutt. Music is my only motivation to jump on the treadmill or to find a... More >>

• Pop A Top

  published January 28, 2010

  You know that saying "you learn something new every day"? Well, ladies and gentlemen, you're about to learn something right now! This very second!... More >>

• He's The One

  published January 28, 2010

  He first came into our lives in the late '80s with his debut album Guitars, Cadillacs, Etc., Etc. He put out a few more albums before... More >>

• Playing Doctor

  published January 28, 2010

  Have you ever sat through a scary movie and thought that the lame parts took up 90 percent of the film, when all you really wanted was more gore... More >>

• Chinese New Year

  published January 28, 2010

  Typically we celebrate New Year's with drinking copious amounts of booze, wearing funny hats and counting down to midnight with Dick Clark. Not so... More >>

• Mimi Serenades Big D

  published January 28, 2010

  Mariah Carey recently pulled an Anna Nicole Smith while accepting a Breakthrough Actress Performance award at the Palm Springs... More >>

• Wine And Flowers

  published January 28, 2010

  Picture this: You're sipping a glass of wine while nibbling on food bites and sitting by a fireplace on a bone-chilling winter afternoon. Almost... More >>

• Go Ahead, Laugh At Them

  published January 21, 2010

  What do Tina Fey, Gilda Radner and Sarah Silverman have in common? Well, besides my love and respect, they are all stomach-about-to-explode, face-... More >>

• Local Libations

  published January 21, 2010

  Whoever's the brain behind making delicious things more affordable for us poor folk, we love you. No, seriously, if we could afford it, then we... More >>

• Cult Abomination

  published January 21, 2010

  Where do I even begin to explain the film The Room? I could say it's a "quirky black new comedy" and "best film of 2003" like they... More >>

• Same Ol' Song And Dance

  published January 14, 2010

  I'm just going to go ahead and throw this out there--I'm a geek. A big one. I jump up and down every time I receive my National Geographic... More >>

• Mogwai Not For Sale

  published January 7, 2010

  There are just certain things you should never, I repeat NEVER, buy a kid for Christmas, a birthday, good grades or whatever other occasion you... More >>