BEST WAY TO IMPROVE YOUR WALK AROUND WHITE ROCK LAKE (2013)

Don't go near the "free advice" people.

Those harmless-looking older folks sitting in folding chairs somewhere around the lake? Yeah, all their "free advice" is about Jesus. If you're not careful, they'll try to pray the demons right out of you, and then what will you be left with? Lately they've taken to hanging out near the Porta-Pottys and buttonholing people who just have to pee, which is pretty low.

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