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Best Massage for the Masses Dallas 2005 - Massage Envy

Massage Envy

5500 Greenville Ave.

Dallas, TX 75206

214-575-ENVY (3689)

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Why should "ladies who lunch" be the only ones who get to enjoy a massage? Certainly, instructing a housekeeper, shopping at Prada and attending a charity gala make for a stressful day. But what about those of us who actually, uh, work all day? Whether you're employed in a cube farm or with a jackhammer, you deserve an oily rubdown, too. At least, Massage Envy thinks so. That's why they have extended hours (open till 10 p.m. weeknights) and reasonable prices--just $39 for a one-hour massage on your introductory visit, $60 after that. And if you decide massage is definitely your thing, Massage Envy offers memberships that lower the prices even further--just $49 for one massage per month and $29.95 for subsequent visits that month. Which is more relaxing, $49 worth of drinks at happy hour or a one-hour massage? For our money, we'll pick the one that doesn't leave us with a hangover.
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If you pay money to place called "Massage Envy" then you deserve to be ripped off.

Brody Lancaster
Brody Lancaster

so, ok um.....Massage Envy is the worst ever....I got some sort of rash from their tables and I smelled like moth balls after my rub down....that place is a danderous place. I'm going to see my doctor now........I may have an STD.


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