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Gatti Town
Birth control is free! Yay! But, if you ever need a supplement, a serious kick in the "Ya know, maybe it's time to have another kid" brain, stroll on into a Gatti Town and pay admission to the combo pizza buffet and shit show. The screaming. Oh, the screaming. And the crying. And the running-full-speed-into-walls over and over again. But enough about what you'll be doing. Let's talk about why parents love Gatti Town: No matter how much "Daddy, I want it now!" full-on Veruca Salt-ing your own kid is doing, there's always someone else's booger-soaked, sugar-highed kid there doing something worse. High five! You're an awesome parent! Plus, there's "All-You-Care-To-Eat" pizza! So, you leave with a full belly and a full heart. (And an empty wallet, but whatever.) Oh, the power of arcade games and a carb buffet.
