Are You Ready For Some (Lingerie) Football?
I could tell you that the Dallas Desire kick off their Lingerie Football League season this Friday against the San Diego Seduction.
I could enlighten you that the Desire are growing up, playing in the Cotton Bowl this season after spending last year on a quasi-field in the outfield of Grand Prairie's QuickTrip Park.
I could excite you in that quarterback Linda Brenner is back for another year.
I could remind you that last year the Desire made the LFL's final four, or that I wrote a column about the team here.
But I know. All you want is to see hot, athletic women run around in their panties.
OK, at your service ...
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