Dallas' Best Football Team is Also its Best-Looking

Dallas' Best Football Team is Also its Best-Looking
Touchdown celebration or unnecessary roughness? Who gives a damn, really.

Gonna spend my Friday night ogling two of my favorites: Football 'n Females.

Been meaning to catch a Dallas Desire game this season, but lo and behold they only play two home games. The last one is Friday at 9 p.m. against the Los Angeles Temptation at Grand Prairie's QuickTrip Park.

I don't have to tell you that when Temptation meets Desire, you can throw out the records. And throw off the clothes.

The Desire would get their asses kicked by the Dallas Diamonds - mud wrestling, anyone? - but they are one of the best teams in the Lingerie Football League.

I could break down the Xs and Os and tell you that the Desire is 2-0 and has outscored its opponents 60-12. But who I am kidding? All you really want is photos and slideshows of some supple, yet strong sporty skin to get you through another rainy day.

C'mon then. Let's do this ...

How 'bout a video?

Perhaps a slideshow?

Some action shots from the Desire's first home game?

Or just the greatest football card in the history of ever?

 

 

Update: Read on for more photos from the Desire's Friday night win over the L.A. Temptation -- or skip straight to our slideshow from the game.

 

The Desire, the class of the new Lingerie Football League, run out to a hero's welcome Friday night in Grand Prairie.
The Desire, the class of the new Lingerie Football League, run out to a hero's welcome Friday night in Grand Prairie.
Photos by Danny Fulgencio
Tackles around the waistline are acceptable in the LFL, though it's fairly common to see players taken down shorts-first.
Tackles around the waistline are acceptable in the LFL, though it's fairly common to see players taken down shorts-first.
The L.A. Temptation celebrate a touchdown Friday night, on their way to putting 12 points on the board.
The L.A. Temptation celebrate a touchdown Friday night, on their way to putting 12 points on the board.

 

Dallas' Best Football Team is Also its Best-Looking
Photos by Danny Fulgencio
By the end of the night, the Desire had turned in another dominant performance, topping the Temptation 24-12.
By the end of the night, the Desire had turned in another dominant performance, topping the Temptation 24-12.

Check out our full set of game photos here in our slideshow.


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