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Dallas Stars Fans, um, I Got Some Bad News

Dallas Stars Fans, um, I Got Some Bad News

Tom Hicks reiterated yesterday that his hockey team - unlike his baseball team - isn't for sale.

My condolences, Stars fans.

Also last weekend Liverpool soccer fans marched in protest against Hicks before a game against rival Manchester United. I know Hicks is personally rich enough to put caviar in his caulking gun and wash his loins with bottles of Dom Perignon.

But, still ...

I wonder what it's like to be him these days? Would you accept unlimited wealth inexchanged for unyielding hatred upon your noggin'?


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