Down, but not out.
Dirk Nowitzki bought her a ring. Bought her a dog. Bought her entire pack of lies.
Sad to say, he went for
Crystal Cristal Taylor's exaggerated, elaborate head fake.
Couple of weeks ago the Dallas Mavericks' star gave an in-depth interview to the German newspaper Bild. In it, he talked about his girlfriend. Said he was "working" on a Mrs. Nowitzki. Said he bought his live-in girlfriend a Yorkshire Terrier named Luna.
Then he characterized his love interest:
Sie ist schüchtern, sehr zurückhaltend, braucht den ganzen Rummel nicht. So wie ich.
Translation: She is shy, very low key, doesn't need all the hype. Just like me.
Now we know why Taylor was so shy and very low key. Because she was hiding eight aliases, two felony warrants and weaving who knows how many lies. Last night Taylor - who may or may not be Dirk's fiancee or wife and may or may not be pregnant with his child - was arrested on probation violation and outstanding theft charges at Dirk's Preston Hollow home.
Today, in the middle of the Mavs' second-round series against the Denver Nuggets, the gentle, gullible German - for whom we all feel for and with whom most of us can relate to - talked about not wanting to talk about it.