Giggle. Giggle. Guffaw. Snot Out My Nose. Laughter. Giggle.
A little vamping while I toodle down to San Antonio if you don't mind. Usually I reserve my Video of the Week until Friday, but this one couldn't wait.
In last Saturday's WNBA All-Star - wait, it gets funnier - Sylvia Fowles wanted to dunk. So the players cleared a lane. The refs let her travel.
And the rim reminded us why the WNBA sucks. (Zoom to the 1:10 mark and prepare to be dazzled.)
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