Keith Brooking: Motivational Speaker
Just wanted to get your day off to a kick-ass start. Find yourself dragging? Remember, the stage is set and, yes, the lights are indeed on.
Wait, the guy in his face and seemingly most hypnotized by Reverend Brooking is none other than Tashard Choice. Did Brooking shout some marching orders about fumbling at the end of the half?
Maybe I missed it. Or perhaps I just don't get it.
Now let's go to work!! (Excuse the slobber.)
Seriously, I smell a Brooking pizza commercial:
"The lights are on!" (Papa Johns' "Open" sign flickers on.)
"The pizza is hot!"
"You can have all the toppings you want!!"
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