The Top 10 People I Wish Failure Upon
I've been known to be a glass-half-empty sorta guy. (Psst: I'm geniunely positive, I just like to play an a-hole in here and on 105.3 The Fan.)
Last summer I wished failure upon the noggin' of one Terrell Owens. Whatdya know, he sucked in Buffalo and these days is without a job. Recently I transferred my curse over to a guy named Tiger Woods.
Ya know Tiger. Missed a cut. Lost a coach. Hurt his neck. Yeah, that guy.
In other words, my wishes are coming true. (Still waiting on the one to arrive involving the lottery, Captain Morgan and Pamela Anderson.) I could quit while I'm ahead but, of course, I'm a Vegas gambler at heart. So let's ride this thing while it's hot.
I also wish failure upon ...
10. Brett Favre
9. Ross Perot Jr.
8. Laura Miller
7. Brandon Jacobs
6. Dave Bliss
5. Rush Limbaugh
4. Tom Hicks
3. Bill Parcells
2. South Africa
1. Whoever wins American Idol
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