A Little Bike Humor
Granted, sir, I've only been to Strokers once, but I don't remember it as a hotbed of potential beauty contestants. I assure you, mister, there's no need to wield that motorcycle chain in such a menacing fashion. I'm simply observing that, bartenders aside, the few females present during my visit were so weathered that I assumed they'd each shuffled southward from Harry Hines' main drag after an especially exhausting cock-fueled crack binge. But I'm certain your "old lady," as you call her, wasn't there, as she certainly appears worthy of the wet T-shirt contest 4 p.m. Saturday or bikini contest 5 p.m. Sunday. And I mean no criticism of the misspelled, lopsided Harley logo on your forearm when I inform you of the Bad Tattoo contest 7 p.m. Friday at Strokers Dallas Annual Spring Fling, 9304 Harry Hines Blvd. Call 214-357-0707 or visit strokersdallas.com.
Fri., March 27, 2009
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