Raise the terror attack threat suspicious activity alert monitor bar system color code level to pearly white! Why? Because, Lord willing, the Gospel Comedy Explosion is coming to town! Sister Cantaloupe, Chocolate, Ms. Vickie and other special guests will be holy rolling in on a church bus fully loaded with Jesus-oxide, and girl, you know somebody up on there is 'bout to set that thingand your funny boneablaze with the spirit of our Lord and Savior! Headliner Jesus "Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Calvary" Christ is scheduled to appear, but having really killed during his last appearance approximately 2,000 years ago, may take the night off. The Gospel Comedy Explosion will blow up this Saturday night at the Majestic Theatre, 1925 Elm St. Tickets are $27 to $37 and the show's at 7 p.m. Visit liveatthemajestic.com.
Sat., July 14, 7 p.m.
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