No, Forbidden Broadway Dances with the Stars isn't a production about the many terrible things you can do with the prosthetic leg of a certain Beatle's ex-wife. But it is naughty. Culminating from all the Broadway musicals that will never leave your inner sanctum, this production knows no bounds, shows no mercy, and has little Orphan Annie smoking like a chimney. Oh the sacrilege! The show features satirical roasts of over 30 Broadway productions like Wicked, Phantom and South Pacific. Catch it when it runs Thursday through Sunday at the Eisemann Center, 2351 Performance Drive in Richardson. Showtimes are at 8 p.m. Thursday through Saturday and 7 p.m. Sunday. Tickets are $34 to $40. Call 972-744-4650 or visit eisemanncenter.com.
March 10-12, 8 p.m.; Sun., March 13, 7 p.m., 2011
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