It's Not Him--It's You
Travis Stork (of The Bachelor: Paris) decided that the M.D. after his name and his history of public skankitude make him perfectly qualified to write a book teaching women how to be better at being women. 7 p.m. Thursday, see Travis Stork sign his book Don't Be That Girl at Barnes and Noble, 7700 W. Northwest Highway. What a fucking tool this guy is. Oh, now I've gone and done it. I'm that girl: The Raging Bitch. I guess I’m never going to have my chance to get the Stork Herp. Don't that just break my little heart. Call 214-739-1124 or visit bn.com.
Thu., Jan. 17, 7 p.m., 2008
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