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Every five years, Dallas endures another landmark anniversary of the Kennedy assassination, once again dredging up our city's sullied past as "The City of Hate." All copies of Oliver Stone's controversial 1991 film JFK disappear from local video stores. Magazines rehash the facts. Conspiracy theorists crawl out of their musty studies packed with filing cabinets full of yellowed documents long enough to congregate at the Sixth Floor Museum and the Conspiracy Museum, rattling off their Swiss cheese theories to anyone who has the misfortune to make eye contact. It seems that everyone is implicated in the crime. The FBI. The CIA. The Russians. The Castro supporters. The anti-Castro supporters. LBJ. The Three Stooges. Well, Larry, Moe, and Curly's involvement is at least called into question in the Church of the SubGenius' short film The Single Gun Theory, one of the many films about the Kennedy assassination that appear in the latest episode of KERA-TV's art showcase Frame of Mind. This month, the series features experimental and documentary works by independent video makers about the assassination, in remembrance of the 35th anniversary of the event. The MAC, 3120 McKinney Ave., presents a screening of the episode--hosted by Bart Weiss, producer of Frame of Mind --on Thursday at 8 p.m. Admission is $1-$3. Call (214) 953-1212
Jon Cunningham (a.k.a. Corn Mo) is a genius with an accordion, belting out hair-metal covers (Bon Jovi's "Always," Mstley CrYe's "Home Sweet Home") and his own brilliant originals ("Shine On, Golden Warrior," a tribute to the Von Erich wrestling family) as if he were standing onstage at Reunion Arena in front of a sea of teased hair and leather pants, Bic lighters cast to the heavens. Usually, he's just standing onstage at some local bar, but it doesn't seem to matter to him. When he's up on stage--any stage--he is a rock star, baby. With his flowing blond mane, he looks like a young Tommy Shaw, and he plays like Myron Floren channeling the spirit of Mstley CrYe's Mick Mars. (Wait a minute...he's not dead?) In the hands of almost everyone else, a Skid Row cover played on accordion would be accompanied by a knowing grin and a self-conscious smile. Corn Mo, on the other hand, does it without a trace of irony, giving himself totally over to the rock. Sure, it may still be a joke, but he isn't telling. Not that we'd want him to anyway. Corn Mo performs at Dan's Bar, 119 S. Elm in Denton, on Friday at 9 p.m. as part of the Good/Bad Art Collective's Benefit 43. Legendary Crystal Chandelier, Dutch Treats, and Asphalt the Recorder will also perform. Admission is $5. Call (940) 891-1549
This should tell you all you need to know about Philip H. Farber, author of FUTURERITUAL: Magick for the 21st Century: Several of his articles have appeared in High Times. While we know it isn't fair to judge someone because they've written for a monthly magazine dedicated to marijuana and all the fun things you can do while high on it, in this case it seems appropriate. Farber's book reads like a list of deep thoughts he had while stoned, incorporating ancient esoteric traditions and modern science into his flippant rhetoric. Mixed in is a bit of new-age nonsense, a holdover from Farber's days as a hypnotherapist. The book is humorous at times, but if you take any of it seriously, you must be higher than he was when he wrote it. Farber will discuss and sign copies of FUTURERITUAL: Magick for the 21st Century on Saturday at 3 p.m. at Forbidden Books, 835 Exposition. Free food and beverages will be provided. Call (214) 821-9554
An acting workshop in Plano smacks of a plan to get the trophy wives out of the house for a few hours, keeping them busy while their husbands get in a few rounds of golf. The organizers of the workshop beg to differ, preferring to view it as a way to "learn how to succeed in the acting business in three short days." Billed as a Weekend with the Stars, the workshop has managed to attract such "stars" as Chad Allen (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman), Heather Tom (The Young and the Restless), Nicholle Tom (The Nanny), and Jensen Ackles (Days of Our Lives). Talent managers and casting directors will be on hand as well, just in case one of the participants actually happens to be talented. Not that it matters much in the entertainment industry (Exhibit A: Fran Drescher). The workshop happens Friday through Sunday at Collin County Community College's Center for Professional and Economic Development, 4800 Preston Park in Plano. Registration is $69-$289. Call (972) 985-3750
It's always been a mystery why pet owners would want to force their dogs and cats to wear clothes. The most inane--and humorous--example of this is a diaper for dogs that came out a few years ago. Seriously. Who here hasn't noticed that animals are not people? We can't stress this enough. You'll never see a more miserable site than a bulldog wearing a turtleneck sweater or a cat and its owner wearing matching T-shirts. It's embarrassing. Unfortunately, many people don't see it that way. They think nothing of buying a shirt for their pooch emblazoned with a cute slogan such as "Hot Dog." For all of you who just read that sentence and thought, "That's a great idea," Dallas' first upscale pet boutique, Haute Dogs and Fat Cats, just opened in North Dallas' Preston Royal Village. Inside, you can find rain ponchos and coats, T-shirts, canopied beds, gourmet pet treats, hand-painted food and water dishes, and much more for the deranged pet owner. The store is located at Preston Road and Royal Lane. Call (214) 369-8380.
Guitarist Bill Longhorse has been in many bands in his career (Rumble, Sixty-Six, Mr. Pink), but his latest may be his most interesting, probably because it's not a band. It's just him and his guitar, alone with the blues onstage at Muddy Waters every Tuesday night. It's not all that different from his previous incarnations--he has an unmistakable style--but it's much better, stripped of any extraneous elements that may have gotten in the way before. If you're a fan of his other bands, it's definitely worth checking out. If you're not, it's time to get converted. Muddy Waters is at 1518 Greenville. Call (214) 823-1518.
Hip-hop music has gotten a bad rap (no pun intended) in Dallas, almost drummed out of Deep Ellum since Club Exodus shut down a few years ago. Now, it's starting to make a bit of a resurgence, thanks to a few clubs--well, two--willing to open their doors to Dallas hip-hop bands. The Liquid Lounge hosts hip-hop shows once a month, but the Palm Beach Club (formerly Dread N Irie) is more consistent. Every Wednesday for the last few months, the club has turned over its booking to Poppi Lo, a local musician and promoter. Some of the best hip-hop bands in Dallas have been featured on the Palm Beach Club's stage since Poppi Lo began his Wednesday-night gig, including Shabazz 3, Mental Chaos, Kinfolk Kru, Native Poet, and many others. It's not much yet, but it could be. Admission is $5. Palm Beach Club is located at 2807 Commerce. Call (214) 787-
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