Tig Ol' Bitties
Funbags just ain't that fun when they're size F. Sure, they bounce seductively and create come-hither cleavage. But I'm talking to the ladies who have never passed the "pencil test," to whom "seductive bouncing" means back pain and whose over-the-shoulder-boulder-holders could double as a pair of hats for conjoined twins. No longer are sexy and slinky brassieres only for tiny ta-tas: Actress and phat girl Mo'Nique has teamed up with Just My Size to prove that big-girl bras don't have to resemble back braces. Bring your peachy melons to meet Mo'Nique and see JMS' new Just Gorgeous collection at Wal-Mart, 3155 W. Wheatland Road, on Saturday from 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. Yes, Virginia, bras come in colors other than white. Call 972-709-1500.
Sat., April 1, 2-4 p.m.
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