What Are You Still Doing Here?

In case none of your Facebook friends have mentioned it, the end of the world is nigh. December 21, we’ll all be consumed by some Mayan control freak with a penchant for calendars and the New Year’s plans you’ve been obsessing over will all be for naught. Or not. Ultimately,...

By Jennifer Davis-Lamm

December 20, 2012

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In case none of your Facebook friends have mentioned it, the end of the world is nigh. December 21, we’ll all be consumed by some Mayan control freak with a penchant for calendars and the New Year’s plans you’ve been obsessing over will all be for naught. Or not. Ultimately, the day will probably just consist of a zillion snarky tweets about the apocalypse, followed by a zillion pushback posts, about how everyone needs to stop talking about the apocalypse, followed by Emojis of cocktails and public requests for chocolate. And voila: the “I Survived the End of the World” Chocolate Party/Tour, optimistically scheduled for Saturday from 1 p.m. until 4:15 p.m., is the perfect way to keep livin’. For $50, enjoy cocktails, food and chocolate at four separate locations during this Dallas Bites! Food Tour. You’ll need to act fast, though — despite impending doom, these tours tend to sell out. Visit dallasbychocolate.com.
Sat., Dec. 22, 2012

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