Cheap Bastard

  • Lovers Pizza and Pasta

    Lunch special: Every Day Special, $4.99 for one slice of pizza, a salad and a soda Fake plant count: 50 Chicks in short shorts and heels count:... More >>

  • I Got Your Burger Right Here

    Lunch special: Burger, fries and a drink for $6.36 Tiny, tiny building count: 1 Burgers on the grill count: 7 bazillion Either a car just... More >>

  • Eat This, Jared

    Lunch special: No. 1 hero plus chips and a drink for $8 People behind the counter looking like they're moving fast, but really moving kind of... More >>

  • Cheese Pleased

    Lunch special: Wednesdays, get two beef enchiladas plus rice and beans for $4.25 or two fajita tacos plus rice and beans for $5.55 Sweet-ass... More >>

  • Bum Bo No

    Big orange fish count: 12 Empty table count: 10 Lunch Special: $5.99 buffet Vietnam Restaurant on Bryan Street isn't very inviting from the... More >>

  • Yippee ki-yay, Mother Clucker

    Lunch Special: Two pieces of rotisserie chicken, two sides, a wheat roll and a drink for $4.99 The good kind of peppermints count: a... More >>

  • I'm on the All-Carb Diet

    Lunch Special: $3.95 for an entrée and two sides. A/C count: 0 Rumor that Bonnie and Clyde met here count: 1 I almost walked right past... More >>

  • How Sweet It Is

    Specials: Wednesday is Burger Day with a burger and drink, plus fries, tots or a cup of soup for $5.89. "Sweetie" count: 3 Booth count: about... More >>

  • Enchiladame

    Lunch specials starting at $5.29 Small margarita: 99 cents Monday-Friday Free chips and salsa count: 1 Hairy eyeball count from the hostess:... More >>

  • Vern's Place

    Vern's Place looks exactly like the kind of place my mom doesn't want me to visit. So, I went. Well, I drove past it for a week and then I went.... More >>

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