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Mama Carol's teeth count: 4
Overalls count: 3
My latest rule for how to spot a good place for lunch is that if the restaurant is an actual... More >>
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Toilets in the women's restroom that are on a platform that makes you feel like your peeing onstage count: 1
Credit cards accepted count:... More >>
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Jalapeño ranch and salsa bar count: 1
Times I was amazed by how good crispy tacos could be count: 50
Urban Taco can suck one. A big fat... More >>
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Other people in line in front of me count: 10
Minutes before I got my food count: 5
I'll say it. I love Wang. When I get a craving for Wang,... More >>
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Single-serving bottles of Beringer on the counter count: 8
People in line in front of me count: 4
Hook Line & Sinker is the clogged artery in... More >>
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People eating fried whole catfish with tails and everything count: 4
Cop count: 3
When you're driving around Dallas looking for a place to eat... More >>
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Times I got yelled at: 1
Slices I wish I had been able to eat: 40
I used to go to this place on Main Street called Café Ravenna, which... More >>
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Beer posters with boob girls on them count: 3
Creepy, anthropomorphized jalapeño with gloves on the menu count: 1
Known scientific fact:... More >>
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Fuddruckers-esque decorations count: a million and seven
Patio count: 1
Sonics within a 2-mile radius count: 5
It's summer, and it's not too... More >>
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Buffalo head on the wall count: 2
Dishtowel napkin on my lap count: 1
Just down the street from Commerce's burgerville, a nice little saloon... More >>
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