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Buffet rounds I survived count: 2
Chicken lo mein burps per hour after eating count: 142
Located right next to a DART rail station (which is... More >>
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Hot sauce packets I got with my order count: 10
Times I thought they might sell Canadian boner pills to me in a back room if I said the secret... More >>
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Tropicana Fruit Punch at the fountain count: 1
SMUchebag count: 5
Jersey Mike's has a line out the door and zero parking. It also has a sub,... More >>
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Pig head shaped out of ground pork behind the meat counter count: 1
I went up to the counter in Jimmy's Food Store, the lady asked me what I... More >>
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Tie count: 6
Diaper count: 2
Mom jeans count: 10
I was finishing the last three miles of my usual Wednesday 25-mile workout at LA Fitness,... More >>
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Mike Anderson's BBQ
5410 Harry Hines Blvd.
214-630-0735
Cow skins hanging on the wall count: 2
People I mistakenly thought were setting up a... More >>
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Dollar Stores in the same shopping center: 2
Thrift stores in the same shopping center: 1
Other people with me who ordered the same food and... More >>
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Crabs cheersing beer on the menu directly under "juniors get 1.00 off any lunch item" count: 2
A/C unit out count: 1
So, what are you supposed... More >>
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Indian chief statue count: 1
Eclipse gum packages I added to my meal so I could pay with my debit card: 1
Giant yellow indoor picnic table... More >>
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Padded ledges counting as seating: 4
Times my stomach punched me for not ordering fresh-squeezed papaya juice: 20 million
I know three things... More >>
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