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Staff members with Bic pens jabbed into paper hats: 5
Minutes it took to find a parking spot within a three-mile radius: 10
As I walked into... More >>
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Giant golden Buddhas: 1
Chopsticks: 0
I was at Preston and LBJ (mainly just to raise the ratio of adult people to small people in strollers,... More >>
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Months it's been open: 2
Trophies made into paper-towel holders: 20
If Coach's Burgers knows one thing, it's how to name a burger joint. In... More >>
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Brick building that's falling apart count: 1
Hours I smelled like Mexican food after I left Herrera's: 4
Herrera's has fuckin' good tortillas.... More >>
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People in the place at noon count: 6
Bike count: 2,000 million
I got an e-mail a while back that I should check out Strokers Ice House on Harry... More >>
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Minutes I waited for my food in Steel count: 45
Things I ordered that required cooking count: 0
I drove with purpose. I saw the red "S" on... More >>
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Salad bar that must get passed up for fried goodies at least 1,000 times a day count: 1
Tie count: 4
Flip-flop count: 12
Seems like every... More >>
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Chicks slicing meat when I walked in the door count: 2
People in line count: 452
If there's one thing I like to eat, it's meat. (No matter how... More >>
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Giant American flag count: 1
Tiny Greek flag count: 50
Gyro (pronounced yeero and not jyro or guyro) is Greek for half-moon, soft taco-looking... More >>
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Flat screen TV count: 1
Friendly behind-the-counter lady: 1
So, I was at the Dallas Central Library, totally engrossed in Jewel's A Night... More >>
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