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Mr. Goodcents is a sub sandwich chain with restaurants in nine states. Originally I thought that (plus the fact that the word "good" is in its... More >>
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The sign at Wok China that reads "No refunds. Exchange only" might scare away some diners, but not me.
That was true especially once I saw that... More >>
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Summer's on its way, and that means it's time to bulk up to fit into that bikini, ladies! That's right, I'm talkin' to you, skinny bitch. Last I... More >>
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"No pets, shirt shoes required," is my favorite sign inside Taco King on Park Lane. I'm pretty excited to go back without my cat and also without... More >>
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Minutes it took me to decide what I wanted because there was so much good-lookin' stuff on the menu count: 5
Minutes I waited for my food once... More >>
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Galilee Grill
TV count: 0
Kubbi I ate count: 32
Super buffets can be dangerous. They can be old-people-ridden. They can have room-temperature... More >>
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Yogilicious
Some people count yogurt as a meal. I call those people shartfaces. They say shit like, "It's good for you if you're trying to cut... More >>
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Firehouse Subs
Fire pole count: 0
At Firehouse Subs, it's clear that dudes decorated this place. They were like, "OK. Fireman theme. What says... More >>
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Stroller count: 3
Dude count: 1
I heard that the chicken salad at Zoe's Kitchen was The Shit, so I stopped by the Lovers Lane location to check... More >>
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Eric Clapton to Vietnamese pop on the playlist ratio: 1:1
Ways I've pronounced pho wrong count: 250
Iheard about Lá Me recently, and... More >>
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