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Terrible Owens
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Dec 28 2006

T.O. must go. Because the only justification for stomaching Terrell Owens is a championship. And, after another egregious home loss in which... More >>
Dodgeball
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Dec 21 2006

Suhhhhhnnnaaaap! With a bold, brilliant pop of its fingers, the University of North Texas placed its football program in good hands. Great... More >>
Rock 'n' Role
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Dec 14 2006

All he wants for Christmas is his two front feet. You'd wish for that too if, like 2-year-old Micah Diffee, you were born with disfigured legs... More >>
Kicking and Screaming
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Dec 7 2006

Martin Dramatica's Miracle in The Meadowlands notwithstanding, there lives a man capable of instantly and permanently solving the Dallas Cowboys'... More >>
Anna Nirvana
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Nov 30 2006

Anna Kournikova grabbed my balls. Relax. It was for charity. Some aspire to climb Mount Everest, facilitate world peace or concoct a... More >>
America's Extreme
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Nov 23 2006

Before the game we get Kelly Clarkson. At halftime it's Carrie Underwood. And if the Dallas Cowboys are interested in a female mascot for... More >>
Premature Evacuation
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Nov 16 2006

Late Sunday night in Portland, Jarrett Jack dribbled up the floor against your Dallas Mavericks. The second-year guard barked out a play for the... More >>
Romo-phobia
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Nov 9 2006

Brace yourself, Tony Romo also has a publicist. But unlike Li'l Kim Etheredge, Terrell Owens' monstrosity of a mouthpiece, Vivian Fullerlove... More >>
Puck You
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Nov 2 2006

So, you wanna piece of Marty Turco? Have a seat. Down the hall, hang a left into the Dallas Stars players' lounge. Back there, past the P.F.... More >>
Tony Oh-No
By Richie Whitt Thursday, Oct 26 2006

Like two shits passing in the night, Dallas Cowboys quarterbacks of sudden past and temporary present take turns getting humiliated. If nothing... More >>
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