Turning Out Tootie

Watching Blair, Tootie and Jo (sorry, Natalie) strut around Eastland in those cheeky little uniforms was too much. They thought they were too good for you, didn't they? If only they were prostitutes, then they'd have to love you. Jamie Morris agreed. His play, The Facts of Life: The Lost...

By Spencer Campbell

June 12, 2008

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Watching Blair, Tootie and Jo (sorry, Natalie) strut around Eastland in those cheeky little uniforms was too much. They thought they were too good for you, didn't they? If only they were prostitutes, then they'd have to love you. Jamie Morris agreed. His play, The Facts of Life: The Lost Episode, is being staged by the Uptown Players this Friday through June 29 at the Rose Room, 3911 Cedar Springs Road. Performed by an all-male cast, the girls turn to hustlin' to save Mrs. Garrett's job. Well, you know what they say, "You take the good, you take the bad." Tickets can be had at 214-219-2718 or uptownplayers.org.
Thursdays-Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 7 p.m. Starts: June 13. Continues through June 29, 2008

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