I'm Thirsty, Pass Me a Buffy The Vampire Slayer Blueberry

An American Tradition: having a cane- sugar soda with a big damn sub sandwich. I mean, that sandwich better have a good ladle of oil & vinegar, some ribbons of lettuce, and two fistfuls of meat. And golly, there is NOTHING better to wash it down than a Jones soda,...

By Nick Rallo

August 5, 2010

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An American Tradition: having a cane- sugar soda with a big damn sub sandwich. I mean, that sandwich better have a good ladle of oil & vinegar, some ribbons of lettuce, and two fistfuls of meat. And golly, there is NOTHING better to wash it down than a Jones soda, or a Boylan Black Cherry.

Now that I've made that clear, pass me a Buffy's Blue Bubblegum for my Potbelly's. Jones has added some new sodas to their repertoire for Slayer fans (caught it over on Paste), and has just released the linkage to pick some up: The Limited Edition Buffy the Vampire Slayer sodas with vampire-ass-kicking art! Some of the flavors:

Xander's Strawberry Lime Elixir
Willow's Green Apple Witch Brew
Giles's Grape Soda
Dawn's A Centaur Root Beer

Welp, we're officially ordering a 12 pack for $21.99.

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