The Sporting News' blog FirstCuts directs our attention to the latest and greatest in Official Terrell Owens Sportswear: the Dallas Cowboy's line of "iShirts," for the first person in all of us. And while the shirt pictured above is perhaps the best of the lot -- after all, it signifies "the playful cognitive dissonance between being completely self-involved and denying it at the same time," notes Vince Grzegorek -- you can make your own as well, only with the following caveats: You can't "request for print any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violate of any law." Well, that iSucks. --Robert Wilonsky