Send Defense Dildos: North Texas Gun Rights Activist Responds to "Cocks Not Glocks"

Eventually, Texas' Open Carry movement was going to respond to the "Cocks Not Glocks" protests that lampooned campus carry at the University of Texas at Austin. There, a couple thousand dildos served as stand-ins for the handguns that can now be carried on public college campuses throughout the state. Brett...

By Stephen Young

September 6, 2016

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Eventually, Texas' Open Carry movement was going to respond to the "Cocks Not Glocks" protests that lampooned campus carry at the University of Texas at Austin. There, a couple thousand dildos served as stand-ins for the handguns that can now be carried on public college campuses throughout the state. Brett Sanders ain't going to take it.

Sanders, for the uninitiated, is the all-purpose anarcho-libertarian behind a semi-famous cop-filming Youtube channel and a semi-viral stunt in which he paid a Frisco speeding ticket in pennies. His new short film mocking Cocks Not Glocks is some of the best work in his absurd oeuvre.

To the viewer, it reads like B-movie horror. A young woman in a "Take It and Come" T-shirt, proud with herself after a day of protesting, brings her large black dildo home to her apartment, which features a prominently placed copy of The Communist Manifesto. After making plans with a friend named Rosie Zander — which also happens to be the name of one of Cocks Not Glocks' organizers — the video's star encounters a home invader, tries to defend herself with the dildo and ends up dead, shot and killed by a guy in a hammer and sickle T-shirt.

Sanders released the video late last week, mocking the gun control advocacy group Moms Demand Action.

"Sadly, [Moms Demand Action] lost a good soldier tonight. RIP dildo girl," he tweeted with the video.

Check out the full video, and Sanders' making of featurette featuring him playing around with dildos, below.

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