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There’s a recognizable, tall metalhead who wears black glasses and is super nerd-funny. You may not know his name (you should—it’s Brian Posehn), but...
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About this time one year ago, one crazy, mixed-up team was hauling a gorilla suit, an 8-inch foil ball and two homemade meat helmets around Dallas in a desperate attempt to...
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Midnight Cowboy is required viewing. John Schlesinger’s 1969 drama about hustling and friendship won three Oscars and was nominated for four more (which it should have...
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Might as well prepare you now: David Sedaris is sold out. Has been for a healthy bit now. There’s no point in wasting your tears, though, so just make yourself feel a...
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There is a magical 10-day stretch each spring when culture lovers will gladly trade our rare window of beautiful weather for hours upon hours spent inside a cold, dark room....
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You love Dallas. You value Dallas. You enjoy Dallas. Now, don’t you want to Savor Dallas? Get your chance from Thursday, March 29 through Saturday, March 31 as the 8th...
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We’re hoping for at least a few Rick Perry punchlines at Backdoor Comedy April 1, since his expecting anyone with a vagina (or anyone who cares for anyone with a vagina)...
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If ever there were an example that you could, in fact, go to college, accidentally find your calling and change majors midstream without disaster, and with success, it is...
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If the photos on their website are to be believed, Austin’s Invincible Czars have chops and sideburns that would rival the likes of Sam Houston, David Crockett and Jim...
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You know what it means when people wearing giant flat pendants start hitting on each other for no other reason other than they’re both at the same event? It’s...
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He’s dropped from a helicopter to a submarine. He’s been trapped in Winona Ryder’s haunted house. He’s sweat through a shirt on screen due to humidity,...
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What do you do after you front Black Flag and go successfully solo (or, at least, as an eponymous band), start your own publishing house, write a dozen or so books, act in a...
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Tupperware fans don’t dick around. The sound of a lid snapping can bring someone to tears if it’s the missing piece to a complete collection — say, for...
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They’re after your brains. If you had enough weapons and materials to form some sort of go-to kit, something that had anything and everything you’d need to ward...
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Here’s a question people rarely think about when they wake up in the morning: Would the world be better with or without Charles Manson and the Order of the Rainbow?...
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You can call bullshit on the hearts and doilies. Don’t waste any red roses on us, boxed, vased or otherwise. While we’re totally down with the sweet treats (year...
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The most memorable film moments, the ones that leave the most lasting impressions, often come from real life caught on film — the ones about which audiences say out...
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You there in the Snuggie. Stop sitting on the couch just a few degrees too warm watching SoapNet/Military Channel. Rather, prepare to get off your ass this Saturday, February...
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When you hear the name Jane Seymour, you think of one of three things: Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman, that snake-heart pendant thing of hers at Kay Jewelers (which immediately...
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After watching Dallas cyclists fight for their city to catch up with the pack regarding bike lanes and general regard from fellow travelers, the idea of riding from coast to...
