Cabaret Royale

With somewhat classier surroundings than your average strip club, Cabaret Royale caters to a more discerning clientele -- sort of. While high rollers can buy a wristband and ascend the fancy staircase up to the VIP area (home to the infamous “Champagne Room”), mere mortals can stay downstairs, where the beer is just as cold, the cushy high-backed chairs are just as comfortable and the cocktail waitresses prance around in thong bodysuits. The best thing about Cabaret Royale, though, is the diversity of the ladies: tall, short, thin, curvy, redhead, blonde, white, brown, black, tattoos, piercings -- they have it all. And if all that dollar-bill tossing and canoodling has got you working up an appetite, there’s a chef on hand to prepare everything from pasta to steak, not to mention the breakfast buffet that kicks off at 2 a.m. Legs and eggs, indeed.