Milo Butterfingers

Simultaneously one of the 11 best dive bars in Dallas, according to Thrillist, and a bar where you can’t go after turning 30, Milo Butterfingers has been serving up cold beer, cheap wells and mediocre food to SMU students and decades-old regulars for 50 years. If we tell you the bar has 15 large HD TVs, green carpet, greasy patty melts, pool tables, video games, darts and foosball, you’ll know the fucking vibes. Lunch and drink specials — as well as the sports that will be on TV — are posted daily on Twitter.