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11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

Father's Day may have been a few weeks ago, but walking around Gexa Energy Pavilion on Sunday gave a whole new perspective on what lengths some fathers will go to support their children's choice of music. So, presented with marginal comment, a small photo essay called "The 11 Best Dads at Ke$ha/Pitbull":

See also: -Review: Ke$ha and Pitbull - Gexa Energy Pavilion - June 23, 2013 -10 Songs That Have Hidden Messages When Played in Reverse

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

11. "Relaxed" Dad

While you would expect cargo-short Dad on the left to make the list, he is immediately pushed off by "zero fucks given" shoeless Dad chilling on the blanket. If you're going to take your kids to see Ke$ha, you might as well try and relax.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

10. "What the hell are these kids wearing" Dad

This poor guy was just a head on the swivel as he was constantly looking from side to side with a look of utter confusion on his face. This is a man who does not get ripped fishnets under neon shirts.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

9. "Get out of my way, I need a beer" Dad

Just get out of this guy's way; he's had it with this shit and needs a beer. He made this trek at least four times by my count.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

8. "Please let that not be my daughter twerking" Dad

The look of terror on this guy's face when he heard the "woos" of the Circle Twerk was almost too much to handle. Luckily, it wasn't his daughter who was trying to bounce down on a can of Bud Lite Lime.

 

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

7. "It's my daughter who's twerking, but I don't care because I'm hammered" Dad.

He's either staring straight into the madness because of all the Bud Light in his system, or having one hell of a flashback brought on by Pitbull's light show.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

6. "Karen, you owe me for this; I'm getting a new set of clubs and I don't care how much they cost" Dad

He actually said this. It was awesome.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

5. "Dancing Dad, young and free only 43"

Hip shake, arm pump, hand wave. Repeat ad nausea for Pitbull's whole set. He may or may not have seen Molly.

 

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

4. "Can't believe I'm missing the guy walk across the Grand Canyon" Dad

You better believe the DVR is set to Discovery channel and his "MLB At Bat" app is getting constantly refreshed.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

3. "Stare straight ahead; it'll all be over soon" Dad

His inner monologue had to have been "OK, so Ke$ha only played for like an hour, Pitbull will do the same. Even if we catch a little traffic, I can get 7 hours of sleep before I have to get up."

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

2. "Yawn" Dad

Sitting in the first row was either David Crosby or his exact lookalike, who found this whole thing kind of boring. I mean, it's understandable: He's (most likely) David Crosby and he's done way crazier things than Ke$ha did onstage. Giant flag-waving penises were just a Tuesday to him back in '68.

11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert

1. "Crossed-arm" Dad

Crossed-arm dad was my favorite. He never moved. He took everything in stride: He was absolutely covered in glitter and the guy to his left in the body paint and Daisy Dukes, dancing like no one was watching, never bothered him. Here's to you, crossed-arm dad; you were father of the concert.


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