Discard Red Carpet Massacre, the thumping, beat-heavy 2007 disaster from suave '80s synth stars Duran Duran was a misguided attempt at relevancy that saw Simon Le Bon, Roger Taylor and Co. pairing up with, of all people, Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.
Thankfully, their newest Mark Ronson-produced effort, All You Need Is Now, is a return to the iconic brand of crotch-thrusting cheese rock that once had women readily removing their La Blanca bikinis. One listen and you'll instantly remember why you once told people you didn't like "the prettiest boys in rock," even though you clearly did.
If you like this story, consider signing up for our email newsletters.
SHOW ME HOW
You have successfully signed up for your selected newsletter(s) - please keep an eye on your mailbox, we're movin' in!
On this tour, they're joined (rather oddly) by mohawk-donning Tyler Glenn and Neon Trees, the Utah faux-new wave crew who've infiltrated mainstream consciousness thanks to their chart-topping single "Animal," from their 2010 debut LP, Habits.