But what's a party without music? After the jump, you'll find our suggested play list.
"Girl, You'll Be A Woman Soon" - Neil Diamond
"Pop That Coochie" - 2 Live Crew
"The Vagina Song" - Tom Green
"Pussy Control" - Prince
"You're A Big Girl Now," (from Blood On The Tracks) - Bob Dylan
"Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?" - The Cramps
"I Love You Period" - Dan Baird
"Moist Vagina (MV)" - Nirvana
"Party On Your Pussy" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
"Reign In Blood" -- Slayer
But surely DC9 readers can suggest more. --Jesse Hughey, Merritt Martin, Robert Wilonsky
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