Heard in Deep Ellum, Vol. I

What follows are several items we overheard whilst spending a good part of the pre-Halloween weekend trolling the streets in search of spirits, of both the goblet and goblin variety:

“Dude, you know why I’m wearing this costume? Because I fucking hate emo, that’s why.”

“Vietnam! Yeah! Vietnam!”

“Have you ever taken a shit so big, your pants fit better?”

“I paid fucking nine dollars for a piece of pie down the street one time. Nine dollars!! Fuck those guys!”

-- Jonanna Widner


All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories


All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >