Kari Wuhrer + (Don Johnson / Bruce Willis?) x [Margo Timmons x .42982 + Traci Lords? - p / (Jennifer Love Hewitt + David Hasselhoff)] - Milla Jovovich + (Vanessa Paradis / Naomi Campbell x 3/4) -- (Corey Feldman / 8 + Jamie-Lynn Sigler x Alyssa Milano) + Didi Conn? + (Cree Summer x John Travolta) / (Bridget Bardot + Catherine Deneuve) x Marilyn Monroe / Jewel = Minnie Driver. And she covers "Hungry Heart," which really sucks.
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