Anyone confused by 2003's worldwide Darkness phenomenon--How does a band this goofy compete with U2 on the charts?--shall remain so. The Darkness still has nothing up its spandex sleeve but exuberant hard rock and satire. Nevertheless, One Way Ticket to Hell...And Back does differ from the debut, Permission to Land, and that difference is a trade-off; the guitars that packed such high-calorie gusto the first time out are thinner, but somehow, the tunes are even catchier than before. "Girlfriend" is exultant power pop, complete with chirping strings, and "Hazel Eyes" is Celtic metal so blissfully overblown that Michael Flatley had better make a cameo in the eventual video. Unlike the debut album, this one also features Meat Loaf-scale mini-operas, the best of which is "Bald." The track is the album's darkest, tolling church bells and all, which is perfectly apt: Men really do experience the first signs of hair loss in epic, slow-motion horror. There are some subjects that bands like U2 had better leave to the professionals.
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