The Eagles To Soar Through The AAC In September. Or: God, I’m Begging You--Defrost Hell Already
"This is probably the last Eagles album that we'll ever make," Don Henley told CNN of the band’s 2007 steaming shit platter Long Road Out of Eden.
Yeah, but he made similar promises about the chances of an Eagles reunion right up until their 1994 Hell Freezes Over tour, so I’m not breathing a sigh of relief just yet.
The Eagles' latest tour kicks off next Monday in Philly. They’ll perform at the American Airlines Center Saturday, September 13, and tickets go on sale at 10 a.m. Monday, July 21. Oh, and the American Express Early On Sale--whatever that means--is 10 a.m. Monday, July 14 until 10 p.m. Sunday, July 20. Plus, VIP packages are available at this site.
In case you hadn’t guessed, I won’t be there. Maybe that would be a good night to watch a movie at home. I can think of at least one that would be appropriate...
I'd rather take that cop's abuse than sit through an Eagles concert. --Jesse Hughey