Now that you've had, oh, about three hours to settle back into the work week, I guess it's time to fondly look back on the weekend that was, eh? Let's get right into it.
Lil Wayne and T-Pain at American Airlines Center
Looking back on it now, my glorious prose doesn't really do Lil Wayne's entrance on Friday night that much justice. Well, not as much as this clip does, at least. Forward this sucker to two minutes in for the full effect (and least amount of pre-payoff camera-induced motion sickness).
Need more Lil Wayne? OK. Here he is, from another angle entirely, performing "Phone Home". Remember: You and him are not the same; he is a Martian.
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...maybe. Anyway, that was your weekend. --Pete Freedman