Black Helicopters Are Landing On the Convention Center Again, Everybody Panic

Time to drag out the tinfoil hats.
Time to drag out the tinfoil hats.

From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up:

We're sure this most recent training exercise is totally on the up-and-up and has nothing to do with the string of bizarre happenings that have befallen our city over the past year. Thinking otherwise would be crazy, of course.

See also: Black Helicopters over Dallas Don't Scare Us Because We Love America So Damn Much

Blackhawk shooting touch-n-go's at the Convention Center Heliport. In #BigD @DPDAir1

A video posted by Maj. Max Geron (@maxdpd) on


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