Black Helicopters Are Landing On the Convention Center Again, Everybody Panic
From Dallas Police Department Major Max Geron, another reason for the North Texas truther brigade to get fired up:
— Maj. Max Geron (@MaxDPD) January 6, 2015
We're sure this most recent training exercise is totally on the up-and-up and has nothing to do with the string of bizarre happenings that have befallen our city over the past year. Thinking otherwise would be crazy, of course.
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