Remember that time last summer, back when her epic filibuster against sweeping abortion restrictions gripped the nation and roused Texas' long-slumbering Democratic Party, when it seemed like Wendy Davis had a shot of becoming governor?
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Well, here's a flying roundhouse kick of reality, courtesy of Chuck Norris:
You're no doubt familiar with "Chuck Norris Facts." For example, did you know that ghosts sit around campfires telling Chuck Norris stories?
Now, I want to introduce you to a Greg Abbott Fact: Greg Abbott is Texas' best hope to fight the out-of-state attacks that aim to turn Texas blue.
That's right. Chuck Norris just endorsed Greg Abbott. That sound you hear is Wendy Davis and a herd of panicked liberals stampeding to Canada.
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