Congressman Steve Stockman Loves the Earth: "If You Poke Holes in It, Oil and Gas Come Out"
Congressman Steve Stockman represents what the evidence tells us is an especially crazy swath of Texas in the suburbs of Houston. There's really no other way to explain why voting-age Americans could choose to send such an individual to Washington as their duly elected representative.
The best thing about the Earth is if you poke holes in it oil and gas come out.
— Rep. Steve Stockman (@SteveStockmanTX) March 21, 2013
In case you don't read Twitter, he broke it down in visual form:
Clearly, this man is trolling us. And he's really, really good at it.
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