Craziest Sentence Ever Typed
Here it is:
"New York Giants Defeat Dallas Cowboys When It Comes to Abortion."
Say wha? Says here Dallas Cowboys owner, prez and GM Jerry Jones gave a few thou to Planned Parenthood nine years back. Also says there that the Chicago Bears' owner, Virginia McCaskey, gives dough to anti-abortion causes. Dunno where the Giants figure in here. So, crazy and confusing. --Robert Wilonsky
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