Last night's thunderstorms had even my cat thinking the Rapture had come. Anxious to see what kind of damage the weather had done throughout the city, I checked my trusty Dallas Morning News this morning, where I learned that traffic is snarled, power is out and--horror of horrors--"Overnight storms knocked over a tree at the Belo Mansion."
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When asked for comment on why I couldn't see pictures of crowded intersections, damaged businesses and flooded parkways, DallasNews.com cackled back at me: "Did you really think this is all about what happened to you? Imbecile. Bow to the Belo machine. Muah!" --Andrea Grimes