Look, at this point we're just killing time till the 4 p.m. emergency press conference at DISD HQ on Ross Ave., from which Intern Courtney will likely report back with the bad news that the district's suddenly "$64 million and change" in the hole, says one source with whom we've spoken. (DISD's spokeman Jon Dahlander ain't saying squat; neither are his people, as in: "They are not disclosing that information," said a woman in his office about half an hour ago.) So till then, then, courtesy the fine folks over at DCFanatic, this ESPN instant classic. Whatever. --Robert Wilonsky
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