FC Dallas' 2014 Season Is Already Looking Grim
Full disclosure: I don't follow Major League Soccer, and I've never been to an FC Dallas game. The one and only time I've been to Frisco was when my future wife dragged me to IKEA.
So, when I say that the coming season doesn't look promising, I'm not passing judgment on the club's middling performance last season, or on new head coach Oscar Parejas, or on the less-than-spectacular roster of off-season signings. Nor am I simply repeating Big D Soccer's opinion that the team is "just adequate enough to field a competitive side that tries hard, but not much else."
Nope. I'm just saying that, when your ticket-selling pitch includes four players and none of them play for FC Dallas, it raises questions about your competitiveness.
Send your story tips to the author, Eric Nicholson.
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you’ll never miss Observer's biggest stories.
- That's It Then: The Cowboys 2015 Season Gets Put Out of Its Misery
- The Cowboys' 5 Biggest Thanksgiving Turkeys
- Live From London: Your Holiday Weekend Weather Apocaforecast