Fear Not, Jessica, We Will Not Allow Future Generations To Be Denied Your ... Um ...

Fear Not, Jessica, We Will Not Allow Future Generations To Be Denied Your ... Um ...

Gawker has "Jessica Simpson's Forbidden Workout Video," for those so interested. And it comes with a commentary track courtesy Mrs. Romo's business manager -- allegedly. Seems awfully, ah, erm, coincidental that this four-year-old vid leaks today; Ashlee will not be happy. You, on the other hand? Dunno. Still, better late than never, as the promo promises that "ultimately, this will educate future generations in our country." The future is now!


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