Just when you thought we had it all here in Dallas--a W Hotel full of posh turds and some semblance of, um, something happening with that Wright Amendment thing--we get even more. O, karma, how you shine upon us! For now comes DallasForHire.com, a Web site wherein you can bid for a variety of services around town — services like lawn care, you filthy minded cur. Need your "patito" (sic) painted? Gotta get that double wide moved? Just log on. User "SnowViper" is attempting to staff his wedding with Dallas For Hire folk.
Oh, who are we kidding? It's only a matter of time before the place turns into Craigslist Casual Encounters II: Electric Boogaloo. Lord only knows what "regular lawn care" is going to end up being synonymous for. --Andrea Grimes
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